An exchange with @sblaufuss made me think about Crystal fuckin’ Pepsi.
I think about it constantly.
This song is always on my iPod. It’s so beautiful.Freur - Doot Doot
No idea what made me think of this song. Haven’t heard it in at least ten years.
Never forget.TOTALLY had one of these. I rocked out to Camptown Races like it was nobody’s business.
There are too many to tweet, so here they are in list form:
Billy Mays’s casket will be made entirely of Mighty Putty.
Billy Mays died. Pouring a fo’ty of oxy-clean. Crap, I just bleached my carpet.
Billy Mays’s ghost is the loudest ghost ever.
Billy Mays and Michael Jackson dead at 50. Coincidence? Yeah, most likely.
They’re gonna use that gardening too thing to dig Billy Mays’s grave.
